![]() The Empire usually regards the halflings as farmers who make fine chefs and domestic help, as long as you keep an eye on your silverware. But that's really a trait they share with most of the setting's humans, so who can blame them? Parties are a good excuse for eating, drinking, smoking, and starting new affairs, after all. They love being able to worry about these silly love octahedrons and familial spats while everyone else tries not to get stabbed to death by satanic goatmen. A halfling will happily tell you about how his aunt is loving the councilman from the next town over, which is causing trouble with her husband, who is responding by courting the gardener, whose brother is married to the councilman's sister, who fancies the husband in the first place, all to 'pass the time'. They love talking about scandal and romance and the up and down social dances of courting and family affairs. They're known for their love of a good smoke, a good lunch, and a hell of a lot of sex talk. Let everyone else go out and fight in epic wars they kind of figure they wouldn't make much of a difference either way. Halflings are very happy to be mostly irrelevant to the world. Halflings are mostly irrelevant to the world. ![]() That should say something about its productivity. Still, 'Auld Styrland' produces enough food to properly feed an entire province of halflings, and still have enough that the leftovers are some of their most profitable exports. We'll get to that when we get to Stirland. Stirland, on the other hand.well, the portions of the Mootland that came out of Stirland were their best farming land. They compete mightily to get more of the Empire to pick up the smoking habit, and to beat out Bretonnian producers. The halflings figured something out, though, and now it's the main source of their famous tobacco instead of food. In fact, some of the Aver land was known as 'the fallow hills' because no food crop would grow there. Averland is a rich province and the Aver March wasn't their absolute best land. Thus, we can see that Ludwig the Fat may have had other political objectives but was clearly still affected by the provision of pies.Īverland got over the loss fairly gracefully. That time specifically because of a series of suppers and banquets so rich that the original Theoganist maneuvering for the vote died of heart failure. ![]() Still, the butter did have a say in things this is the same Emperor who granted the Grand Theoganist of Sigmar an Electoral Vote, after all. This isn't (despite the popular legend) solely because of the sheer amount of butter his halfling chef managed to pack into his meal he was upset at the Electors of those lands for refusing to pay him massive bribes and the halfling was just in the right place at the right time. The Mootland is an area of absolutely primo agricultural land taken from the provinces of Averland and Stirland by Emperor Ludwig the Fat. They have a shire, because of course they do. To the product you're purchasing, or the brand or retailer's website for the most up-to-date ingredient list.Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 2e: Sigmar's Heirs Please always check product packaging, if it exists, for the ingredient list applicable Diisostearyl Malate, Tridecyl Trimellitate, Ethylhexyl Hydroxystearate, Phenylpropyldimethylsiloxysilicate, Polyethylene, Phytosteryl/Isostearyl/Cetyl/Stearyl/Behenyl Dimer Dilinoleate, Hydrogenated Coco-Glycerides, Octyldodecanol, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Sodium Hyaluronate, Salicornia Herbacea Extract, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Extract, Palmitoyl Tripeptide-1, Palmitoyl Hexapeptide-12, Ceramide Ng, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Cetyl Peg/Ppg-10/1 Dimethicone, Butylene Glycol, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Bran Extract, Caprylyl Glycol, Polyglyceryl-4 Isostearate, C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Tribehenin, Polydecene, Hexyl Laurate, Cholesterol, Silica Dimethyl Silylate, Glyceryl Stearate, Oleic Acid, Calcium Aluminum Borosilicate, Palmitic Acid, Sorbitan Isostearate, Lecithin, Peg-10 Phytosterol, Lauryl Methacrylate/Glycol Dimethacrylate Crosspolymer, Hexylene Glycol, Potassium Sulfate, Saccharin, Vanillin, Fragrance (Parfum), Bht, Phenoxyethanol, [+/- Mica, Titanium Dioxide (Ci 77891), Iron Oxides (Ci 77491), Iron Oxides (Ci 77492), Iron Oxides (Ci 77499), Yellow 5 Lake (Ci 19140), Red 28 Lake (Ci 45410), Red 7 Lake (Ci 15850), Yellow 6 Lake (Ci 15985), Manganese Violet (Ci 77742), Red 27 (Ci 45410), Red 6 (Ci 15850), Red 22 Lake (Ci 45380), Red 30 Lake (Ci 73360), Carmine (Ci 75470), Bismuth Oxychloride (Ci 77163), Red 33 Lake (Ci 17200), Redĭisclaimer: Ingredient lists are as available by the brand (or retailer)Īt the time of publishing.
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